This fella goes over to his mates house, rings the bell, and the wife answers." Hya, is Tony home?"" No, he went to the shop.""Well, you mind if I wait?"" No, come in." They sit down and the friend says, "You know Shirl, you have the greatest breasts I ‘ve ever seen. I'd give you a £100 if I could just see one."Shirl thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a £100. She opens her dressing gown and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a £100 on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another £100 if I could just see the both of them together."Shirl thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her dressing gown, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another £100 on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird mate Chris came over. "Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the £200 he owes me?"