Discussion in 'General Discussions and Lounge' started by mkgen, Mar 26, 2010.
A white horse fell in the mud.
Great! why should a horse fall into the mud?
Is that the joke?
@A white horse fell in the mud.- I dont think that was a joke.
Infact in my opinion you calling that joke was a greater joke than your joke itself.
They let three year-olds loose on the internet now?...
Does not anybody here get the joke?
It was a joke? Seriously?
oh,is it a joke? i don't know what is the joke mean,is there anyone let me know its really mean? Many men like talking joke,but if the others don't know what mean of the joke,it will be a cool joke.noone laugh at it.
Someone help me get up off the floor. That was just too hilarious...
Eagle... you have a serious sense of humour failure. Shame on you. (PS - you know me from Aardvark... :longtongue
Either a SHF or sarcasm!
Lol. ^ Charming emoticons we have here. :longtongue:
Yes, I did notice that one... and it's not like it's buried among the extras. It's there at the forefront for us all to use as frequently as we so wish.
Cheers. Just tweeted you, btw. @UKBusinessLabs
Cheers... went to follow you back, but it appears I already am...
Now THAT is one dirty dirty white horse...
And an even dirty user for mixing the sexual connotations of "dirty jokes" with horses...
It's borderline explicit naughtiness! Tsh.. <grumble grumble>
now where's the real action?
A woman's dictionary
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!
Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card
That's a punk ! :newhere:
Ha Ha Ha poor horse
Separate names with a comma.