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Early Big Shopping

Discussion in 'General Discussions and Lounge' started by apexis, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. apexis

    apexis New Member Webmaster


    An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
    The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
    The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"
    He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."


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