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heres a joke for the forum

Discussion in 'General Discussions and Lounge' started by theviralguy, Dec 29, 2008.

  1. theviralguy

    theviralguy New Member Webmaster

    Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.

    Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and

    buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from

    humanity as possible.

    He sees the postman once a week and gets

    groceries once a month.
    Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

    After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and

    a huge, bearded man is standing there.

    'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles

    up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday

    night. Thought you might like to come at

    about 5:00...'

    'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out

    here I'm ready to meet some local folks

    Thank you.'

    As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you.

    Be some drinking'.'

    'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years

    in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

    Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.

    'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

    'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .

    I'll be there. Thanks again.'

    'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

    'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom,

    warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for

    six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,

    what should I wear?'

    'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
  2. chriscash01

    chriscash01 New Member Webmaster

    lol! man to man party!
  3. ryouinterested

    ryouinterested New Member Webmaster

  4. henrinaiara

    henrinaiara New Member Webmaster

    euhhh... gay.... lolz...

    i bet he think a lot of sexy woman will bang him.. :yahoo:

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