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Smart Answers to Questions

Discussion in 'General Discussions and Lounge' started by deluxdon, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. deluxdon

    deluxdon New Member Webmaster

    Smart Answers to Questions

    BOY : May I hold your hand?
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me…

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me aring??
    BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
    BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

    BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
    GIRL : How soon??

    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

    MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think, Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

    Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
    Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

    Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
    Pupil : “The moon”.
    Teacher : “Why?”
    Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

    Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
    Pupil : “A teacher”.

    Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
    Customer : “What other colors do you have?”

  2. Bionic_Woman

    Bionic_Woman New Member Webmaster

  3. SkinnerW

    SkinnerW New Member Webmaster

    HUSBAND : would you like coffee in bed, honey?
    WIFE : in cup would be fine, thanks.
  4. MeetHere

    MeetHere New Member Webmaster

    lol... :roflmao:

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