A label on a baby stroller warns: â€œRemove child before folding A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: â€œHarmful if swallowed A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used." A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device." A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene." The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating." A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally." The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: â€œIf you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.â€ A smoke detector warns: â€œDo not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.â€ A massage chair warns: â€œDO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.â€ A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, â€œDo not drive with sunshield in placeâ€ An â€œAim-n-Flameâ€ fireplace lighter cautions, â€œDo not use near fire, flame or sparksâ€ A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use â€œwhile sleeping or unconsciousâ€ A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: â€œDo not use as a ladder.â€ A cartridge for a laser printer warns, â€œDo not eat tonerâ€ (if you dont laught at this you really must be dead) A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: â€œNot intended for highway useâ€ A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: â€œMay irritate eyesâ€ A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: â€œShin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.â€ A snowblower warns: â€œDo not use snowthrower on roof.â€ A dishwasher carries this warning: â€œDo not allow children to play in the dishwasher.â€ A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: â€œCaution - Risk of Fireâ€ And finally A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: â€œThis product not intended for use as a dental drill.â€ On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."