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The Chicken Farmer

Discussion in 'General Discussions and Lounge' started by theviralguy, Dec 29, 2008.

  1. theviralguy

    theviralguy New Member Webmaster

    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

    "I'm a whore," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

    "No, that still won't work. Try again."

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

    "Chicken Farmer it is!"
  2. chriscash01

    chriscash01 New Member Webmaster

  3. henrinaiara

    henrinaiara New Member Webmaster

    wkwkwk... a pecker... i have a pecker that need to be raised too. :D

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